Safety for goats

mountain goat upon the hill, do you have no sense?
why d'you gallop up the cliff, not stay behind the fence?
though I know you're sure of foot, there's one thing that I hope
next time, please be sure to wear your harness, hat and rope

Elephant

An elephant is big and grey, his thick and wrinkly hide
long and nimble is his trunk to keep peanuts inside
mostly they are sweet and nice and never would they harm us
but never let one in your bed or he'll stretch your pyjamas!

One for the penguins

Dear little penguin there, may I be so bold?
here I have a cunning plan to keep you from the cold
to keep your feet up off the snow I made you some new slippers
and rainbow mittens on a string to warm your little flippers.

A cure for naughty kids

If all the naughty kids on earth were gathered in one place
and then we got the naughty kids and blackened up their face
then covered them in sticky glue and rolled in cotton deep,
we'd keep those naughty kids in fields and pass them off as sheep.