An elephant is big and grey, his thick and wrinkly hide
long and nimble is his trunk to keep peanuts inside
mostly they are sweet and nice and never would they harm us
but never let one in your bed or he'll stretch your pyjamas!
Welcome!
Here is a little display of the kind of crap I have floating around inside my head. If I didn't write it down, it would probably just dissolve away and take a little part of my brain with it.
I like my brain.
I don't want it to dissolve.
I like my brain.
I don't want it to dissolve.
Disclaimer
All the work on these pages are the spawn of my very own little brain. Any similarities to any other work anywhere in the whole wide world is essentially a bloody huge coincidence, or somebody has been stealing my ideas and fobbing them off as their own.
While immitation is indeed the highest form of flattery, I would hope the Karma Police would catch them and wind their entrails out on a stick.
If I do happen to use anybody else's work I'll bloody well tell you.
I'd like to think that I have some kind of copyright over my stuff. It IS mine, after all.
While immitation is indeed the highest form of flattery, I would hope the Karma Police would catch them and wind their entrails out on a stick.
If I do happen to use anybody else's work I'll bloody well tell you.
I'd like to think that I have some kind of copyright over my stuff. It IS mine, after all.
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